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cheia:

Rose: We’ve been married for eighteen years. And up until then everything had seemed so perfect. And then one night it happened. He came home, had dinner, walked upstairs and went to sleep. I went into the bathroom and cried my eyes out.
Dorothy: Rose, I don’t want to encourage long stories, but it seems in this story, you left out the…
Blanche: The story.
Dorothy: That’s the word.
Rose: Well, Charlie went right to sleep. We didn’t, well, you know…
Blanche: Oh, and he promised?
Rose: No! It’s just that that was the first time that it ever happened in eighteen years of married life.
[long pause]
Blanche: Get outta here.
Dorothy: You mean to say that every night, without fail, for eighteen years, you and Charlie…
Rose: Yeah! Of course. Right after dinner.
Blanche: Well, no wonder you never heard of “I Love Lucy”.
Rose: Of course, as it turned out I was just overreacting. I mean, it was a freak one time thing. By the next morning everything was back to normal.
Blanche: By morning? You mean to tell me that every morning…?
Rose: [nods] Charlie said that’s why we didn’t have headaches and we both had really shiny hair.
Blanche: Listen, Rose, no offense but I find that story a little hard to believe. You don’t even like to talk about sex.
Rose: Well, it’s been my experience that people who talk about it a lot don’t do it very often.
[long pause]
Blanche: Coffee, anyone?

- The Golden Girls, 2x23 Son In Law Dearest

fyeahadambrody:

fuckyeahtheoc:

Seth: [About Alex] It’s like the more edgy and dangerous she became, the more I became like a Jewish grandmother.
Sandy: Not your grandmother. Keep shucking Seth! I want dinner ready by the time your mother gets home.
Seth: HEY! Maybe I don’t feel like shucking these! Okay, maybe you should go and shuck them yourself, old man.
Ryan: That’s good.
Sandy: [laughing] You had me shaking in my boots.

2.07 - The Family Ties | The OC.

ilovetheoc:

Ryan: Oh my god.
Holly: Let me see the hardware!
Summer: What? You mean this old thing? 4 carats! Can I get an ice ice baby?
Taylor: Alt-Summer is a mindless bimbo.
Summer: Get it started Newport!
Taylor: Wait a second, I thought you said she was marrying Seth. That’s Che. Or Chester, I guess in alt-reality.

The OC, 4x07 “The Chrismukk-huh?”

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Seth: Now it’s true, when you showed up I had a superpower but it was one I didn’t want; being invisible, not as much fun as it sounds.
Kirsten: And the ice queen was surrounded by an impenetrable force field and her silver cell phone was her only link to the outside world.
Sandy: The litigator strained to hold up the weight of the world, so burdened by the problems of others that he couldn’t see those of his own family.
Seth: One day, the litigator brought his work home with him. Only this time, his work looked strangely like a young Russel Crowe.

The O.C. 4.01 - “The Avengers”

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fuckyeahschwartzverse:

RYAN: When you took me in, I had nothing - no family, no hope. I don’t want this kid to grow up like I did.
SANDY: Well, just ‘cause you’re leaving, doesn’t mean I’m letting you go.

The O.C., 1x27 The Ties That Bind