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ilovetheoc:

10 | Alex Kelly (Olivia Wilde)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Six Feet Under 5.12 - “Everyone’s Waiting”

(via charethcutestory)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

HALEY: I’ve just been trying to think of um… a way to make the day really memorable. And… I had an idea. You ready?
NATHAN: (unsure) Yeah…
HALEY: Okay… um… What if we don’t have sex until we get married again?
(Her mouth opens to emphasise the surprise, but Nathan only looks back in slight shock)
HALEY: (teasing) Do you still love me?
NATHAN: What, are you kidding?
(Haley shakes her head)
NATHAN: Uh…Yeah, okay. But does that mean that I can’t still kiss you…
(He kisses the side of her neck)
NATHAN: … Like this?
HALEY: Mmm… No…
NATHAN: Or… like this…
(Nathan kisses her neck on the other side. Behind her, he starts pulling the pillows propping her up and throwing them on the floor)
HALEY: Okay, maybe we’ll just start the no sex thing tomorrow night… you know… that’s fine…
(Nathan smiles as Haley pulls him by the T-shirt down towards her. They continue to kiss as Haley laughs)

One Tree Hill 3.19 - “I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy…”

(via bluelilyrose)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

MARISSA: Aww, I’m really gonna miss you bossing me around.
RYAN: You’ll get used to it.
MARISSA: Nope, nope.
RYAN: Yes, you will!
MARISSA: For the rest of my life I’m gonna be sad about it!

The O.C. 3.25 - “The Graduates”

(via fuckyeahschwartzverse)

cheia:

Rose: We’ve been married for eighteen years. And up until then everything had seemed so perfect. And then one night it happened. He came home, had dinner, walked upstairs and went to sleep. I went into the bathroom and cried my eyes out.
Dorothy: Rose, I don’t want to encourage long stories, but it seems in this story, you left out the…
Blanche: The story.
Dorothy: That’s the word.
Rose: Well, Charlie went right to sleep. We didn’t, well, you know…
Blanche: Oh, and he promised?
Rose: No! It’s just that that was the first time that it ever happened in eighteen years of married life.
[long pause]
Blanche: Get outta here.
Dorothy: You mean to say that every night, without fail, for eighteen years, you and Charlie…
Rose: Yeah! Of course. Right after dinner.
Blanche: Well, no wonder you never heard of “I Love Lucy”.
Rose: Of course, as it turned out I was just overreacting. I mean, it was a freak one time thing. By the next morning everything was back to normal.
Blanche: By morning? You mean to tell me that every morning…?
Rose: [nods] Charlie said that’s why we didn’t have headaches and we both had really shiny hair.
Blanche: Listen, Rose, no offense but I find that story a little hard to believe. You don’t even like to talk about sex.
Rose: Well, it’s been my experience that people who talk about it a lot don’t do it very often.
[long pause]
Blanche: Coffee, anyone?

- The Golden Girls, 2x23 Son In Law Dearest

fyeahadambrody:

fuckyeahtheoc:

Seth: [About Alex] It’s like the more edgy and dangerous she became, the more I became like a Jewish grandmother.
Sandy: Not your grandmother. Keep shucking Seth! I want dinner ready by the time your mother gets home.
Seth: HEY! Maybe I don’t feel like shucking these! Okay, maybe you should go and shuck them yourself, old man.
Ryan: That’s good.
Sandy: [laughing] You had me shaking in my boots.

2.07 - The Family Ties | The OC.

ilovetheoc:

Ryan: Oh my god.
Holly: Let me see the hardware!
Summer: What? You mean this old thing? 4 carats! Can I get an ice ice baby?
Taylor: Alt-Summer is a mindless bimbo.
Summer: Get it started Newport!
Taylor: Wait a second, I thought you said she was marrying Seth. That’s Che. Or Chester, I guess in alt-reality.

The OC, 4x07 “The Chrismukk-huh?”

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

Seth: Now it’s true, when you showed up I had a superpower but it was one I didn’t want; being invisible, not as much fun as it sounds.
Kirsten: And the ice queen was surrounded by an impenetrable force field and her silver cell phone was her only link to the outside world.
Sandy: The litigator strained to hold up the weight of the world, so burdened by the problems of others that he couldn’t see those of his own family.
Seth: One day, the litigator brought his work home with him. Only this time, his work looked strangely like a young Russel Crowe.

The O.C. 4.01 - “The Avengers”

(via ilovetheoc)

fuckyeahschwartzverse:

RYAN: When you took me in, I had nothing - no family, no hope. I don’t want this kid to grow up like I did.
SANDY: Well, just ‘cause you’re leaving, doesn’t mean I’m letting you go.

The O.C., 1x27 The Ties That Bind

fuckyeahgreysmcnatomy:

elledesire:

MEREDITH: Seriously!
GEORGE: This is a very small bed.
MEREDITH: He is a brain surgeon.
IZZIE: I look fantastic. I shaved my legs.
MEREDITH: He’s a brain surgeon. How can he be so brainless?
IZZIE: Seriously.
MEREDITH: Seriously.
GEORGE: Shhhh. (pats them both on the shoulder) Go to sleep.

Grey’s Anatomy; 2x05 “Bring The Pain”

fuckyeahschwartzverse:

TAYLOR: You might want to sit down, because I have huge news and a favor to ask you.
SETH: You like Ryan and you want my help convincing him to date you.
TAYLOR: Wow.
SETH: You said he was funny. That was kind of a giveaway.
TAYLOR: I know. It’s crazy. I mean, I’ve always thought, cute guy, might be good for a night of rough-and-tumble fun, but it’s not like we have anything in common.
SETH: So ignore it. It’s probably gas.

The O.C., 4x05 The Sleeping Beauty

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

TAYLOR; Ryan? Is that you?
RYAN; Taylor? You- know me?
TAYLOR; Oh my god, I found you.

The O.C. 4.07 - “The Chrismukk-huh?”

(via heartwarming)

fuckyeahchristmas:

fallennovember:heartwarming:

SUMMER; Hmm. Fresh minty aroma, symmetrical conical shape…
SETH; Great, let’s go.
SUMMER; A bit too bushy. Moving on. [moves to the next tree] Hmm… good needle retention, nice scent, hmmm, feels a bit dry, I don’t think it’s gonna last much longer.
SETH; Summer! Neither am I, okay? All these trees look the same!
SUMMER; Look, Cohen, when it comes to Haggadahs, dreidels and Guilt, you da man. When it comes to Christmas trees, mmm, a bit out of your wheelhouse.

The O.C., 2x06 The Chrismukkah That Almost Wasn’t

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

The O.C. 1.13 - “The Best Chrismukkah Ever”

(via ilovetheoc)

fuckyeahtvpicspam:

KIRSTEN; Oh, hey, Ryan. Did you know Taylor was back in town?
TAYLOR; Hello, Ryan. I know, you must be confused as to why I’m here but in time-
RYAN; [to Kirsten] Do you know where Sandy is?

The O.C. 4.03 - “The Cold Turkey”

(via feelthis : heartwarming)