Haley: So, how’d you do it, Rach?
Rachel: Do what?
Haley: Don’t play dumbass with me. You stole that test, and I wanna know how you did it. Did you steal my key while I was in the hospital? Yeah, I bet you did, didn’t you? You know I could’ve spent my time tutoring someone that actually needed it, and now I’m not gonna have that opportunity again thanks to you.
Rachel: Whatever.
Haley: So.. [throws drink in Rachel’s face] That’s for getting me fired. [slaps her]And that’s for trying to sleep with my husband.
Rachel: Bitch, you are lucky you’re pregnant.
Haley: Honey, you’re lucky I’m pregnant. I think it’s time you get your insecure, cheating, skank ass out of this house, right now.
Rachel [starting to push Haley]: You bit…
Skills [interrupting, grabbing Rachel]: Yo, ma, I think it’s time for you to leave. [Rachel leaves] Told you I got the kid’s back.
(via haley--james)
