Total Randomness

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Rose: We’ve been married for eighteen years. And up until then everything had seemed so perfect. And then one night it happened. He came home, had dinner, walked upstairs and went to sleep. I went into the bathroom and cried my eyes out.
Dorothy: Rose, I don’t want to encourage long stories, but it seems in this story, you left out the…
Blanche: The story.
Dorothy: That’s the word.
Rose: Well, Charlie went right to sleep. We didn’t, well, you know…
Blanche: Oh, and he promised?
Rose: No! It’s just that that was the first time that it ever happened in eighteen years of married life.
[long pause]
Blanche: Get outta here.
Dorothy: You mean to say that every night, without fail, for eighteen years, you and Charlie…
Rose: Yeah! Of course. Right after dinner.
Blanche: Well, no wonder you never heard of “I Love Lucy”.
Rose: Of course, as it turned out I was just overreacting. I mean, it was a freak one time thing. By the next morning everything was back to normal.
Blanche: By morning? You mean to tell me that every morning…?
Rose: [nods] Charlie said that’s why we didn’t have headaches and we both had really shiny hair.
Blanche: Listen, Rose, no offense but I find that story a little hard to believe. You don’t even like to talk about sex.
Rose: Well, it’s been my experience that people who talk about it a lot don’t do it very often.
[long pause]
Blanche: Coffee, anyone?

- The Golden Girls, 2x23 Son In Law Dearest